Cannes Red Carpet was Sooooo...Well You be the Judge..

Penelope Cruz looked Fabulous


Natalie Portman wore blue well


Gwyneth Paltrow in something interesting


Eva Herzigova well ummm..


Tame that dress Eva Longoria-Parker


Dita Von Teese hmmmm

Dear Dear Donatella...What is Happening Honey??

Ummm Isn't Demi like the same age?


Oooh, not so fab here:


Ewwwwww...and not so fab here either...more like flabulous....


...Oh and so much more unfabulous here. I've had my share of unfab moments recently. Thank God the paparazzi doesn't care about lil' oh me...lol


Versace is still the ISH though.

Celebrity Halloween Costumes....

Heidi and Seal are ummmm Adam and Eve? lol

Tisha Campbell and longtime friend Tichina Arnold aka Tyra and Miss Jay. HILARIOUS!

Okay so Paris' friend is a Mexican wrestler. Sooo, what is Paris exactly...


Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman

Terri Hatcher had a super haute costume

...and drum roll please.................
Oh its just Amy and husband Blake in London last month: AFTER A DOMESTIC DISPUTE.. shame on you!!!!

Gay Pride in Atlanta

Soooooooooooooo. I went to hang with the "BOYS" this weekend and OMG, it was quite interesting. Never in my life have I been in the midst of over 10,000 gay males. I mean the hour long dance off was enough, but when I saw the chic or woMAN dressed in a blue dress with a matching blue wig....in ponytails...oh and by the way one breast was out with a pastie. WTF! Outrageous.

I must say, they sure know how to kick it. This party took place during Gay Pride weekend and apprently every gay Black male in America, no literally, was in Atlanta and at this event, which took place inside a 55,000 square foot venue.

To top it all off, I was like the drag queen idol of the night. Of course I was completely overdressed because the new "gay" thing is HOMO-THUG so there weren't very many "sugar-fairies" in the house. More like gay gangstas with gold grills, iced out chains, baggy jeans, and timberlands. To see one Lil Jon looking dude grinding on the dance floor with a TI looking dude, made me throw up in my mouth a bit! I said to myself, I must go home and call my "baby-daddy" and propose because there are no real straight men in Atlanta.


Jennifer Hudson performed at the Lion's Den party at Club Europe Sunday


Funny thing...A gangbanger looking group of dudes with hoodies and wave caps on saying, "OMG she's is alive, OMG can I touch you...look at your hair, girrrrrrrrlllll..you are sooo fly" I was surounded by them, it was like I was Beyonce for the night because you know the "BOYS" love Beyonce. When her song came on it was complete craziness. LOL

Love the "BOYS" but I think I sill skip Gay Pride weekend next time. I think it was a bit overwhelming and now I see why I am soooo all about the single life in Atlanta. Hee Hee. Love yooooooooooooooooooooooooou Suga Fairies!!!! You too Mario!

Eva Pigford and Jade Cole hosted the Traxxx Girls block party Saturday

Halloween is BACK & Scarier Than Ever!!!

Lorielle New on the red carpet at the 'Halloween' premiere in LA. Looks like she is in character. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Personally I think that there should be laws put in place for those addicted to plastic surgery. I mean she probably scares people when she goes outside. The Halloween premiere was sooo appropriate!!!! NOW GO HOME & CLOSE THE CURTAINS MISS LORIELLE!!!!!

HEEL or High Water.....

So I was reading In Touch the other day and saw something interesting:

More than 100 Russian women took part in a High Heeled Sprint in St. Petersburg . The minimum height of the heels was about 3.5 inches.

The winner got to take home 50,000 roubles, which is $2000 US dollars. For some of you, $2000 is only a pair or two, but oh what the heck, the photos are hilarious…

Sanjaya in 4th Place for 'I Love New York II'

So this model dude I know told me he auditioned for 'I Love New York 2.' For what?!%?!

Guess who else auditioned? Sanjaya from American Idol. He has over 20,000 votes right now. Check out the site, you can vote and view audition video here

Sanjaya and New York deserve each other. If not, I personally think Kermit the Frog has a pretty good chance. Hell she looks like a muppet anyway! In the words of my make-up artist..."THE MESS!"

ANTM's Jael on Every Type of Drug Imaginable? UPDATED

This is too bad, but I had share. You'd think she would have learned from her close friend who OD'ed during ANTM taping.

What I found was crazy, but not surprising at all. She looked a haute mess! See the original post Here

"About a week ago I attended a good friend's birthday party (at his home mind you) and Jael from America's Next Top Model showed up as a friend of a friend of a friend. Man was she HAGGARD! When she first came in to the party she immediately pulled out some sort of horse tranquilizer-sized pill and popped it. She was wearing a heinous blue wig that probably hadn't been combed once and blade-runner-esque makeup. Throughout the night she preceded to take down a superman statue on the mantle, snort something off it and offer drugs to various partgoers. She also kept trying to get into the closet where the cat was being kept to avoid it freaking out, probably to do more drugs. She danced around the house like a maniac and became so incredibly sweaty that I'm guessing she probably could have overdosed at any minute, I of course took TONS of pictures. I eventually had to kick her out and she called me a cunt and tried to fight me. All in all, it was worth it for the pictures that are about to follow:"

This is JAEL on ANTM. Want to see her whole AMTM Portfolio?

She looks pretty smashed below..to the point where my readers didn't recognize her.

Celebrity Exhibitionists

It's my job to keep you ABREAST of what's going on: From the Runways to the Red Carpet....Celebs are bringing the "TWINZ" out to play.